When I read this it was like a missing chapter from my soul.

9 Things I Hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

You'll always miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99 percent of the shots you do.

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that dear children is called canabalism and is frowned upon in most places."-Johnny Depp, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I dont't always agree with them."

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

"42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

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FOR THE WIN!

And I'm mostly happy because I'm listening to one of the most perfect songs ever.
"Hey Jude" by The Beatles.


Oh, and Alex if you actually read this you get a cookie.
But you must listen to this first.[link]
That's a song by U2. The best band in the history of the world.